And So Began The Atrocity That Was Pagan Herbal Saving

June 19th 2004 / 5 minutes to read

Gina and I tend to get quite cracked out in the early hours, I put our convo in the extended entry because it is quite long with her beating me with herbs and me laughing like a nut. I am still shocked I didn’t wake the wee tot up because I was cramping I was laughing so hard.

SheSpiraled: then I’ll be Super MultiTasker of Speediness
aStarryCreation: i can’t WAIT ehhehehehe
SheSpiraled: lolol it’ll be scary.
aStarryCreation: the fear hahahahaha
SheSpiraled: cus now I play solitaire why screens load.. lolol
SheSpiraled: I cannot speak anymore.. ugh *smacks myself*
aStarryCreation: AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
aStarryCreation: ahahahhahaa i like spit my soda out at that ahahhahahahaha
SheSpiraled: LOL self-inflicted pain.. ohhh, very funny.
SheSpiraled: hehehe
aStarryCreation: aaaaaaaahahhahahahahahahahhaa
SheSpiraled: but it was because I MEANT *preacher forehead slap* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA Out Demon Out! I Command you by the Powers of ROSEMARY!!!!
aStarryCreation: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH OMG AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
SheSpiraled: I am a 7th Degree High-Muckity Muck Priestess of the Holy Order or Merlinite Shadow Spookers! I HAVE THE POWERRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!
SheSpiraled: I draw you out like PUHOISON!!!!
aStarryCreation: HSAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAQHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG AHHAHAH you’rre gonna meake me wake up the baby! ahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhaa
SheSpiraled: *pinched face all red, sweating profusely*
SheSpiraled: LET THE POWER OF THE HERBS FREE THIS CHILD OF GAIA!!!!!!
aStarryCreation: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahhahaha
hahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahHAHAAHHA
AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHA omg i can not BREATHE ahahhahahahahhahahahah
aStarryCreation: im going to post this oh yes i will oh yesss
SheSpiraled: lol see what happens when Gina goes all crazy?
aStarryCreation: hahhahahahahahahhahaha you get slap happy!
SheSpiraled: And possessed by the FIRES OF THE GREAT ONES!! they come into my helpless body and FILL ME WITH ENERGIES to HEAAAAALLLLLL
aStarryCreation: AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH
AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
SheSpiraled: *slaps you with a twig of thyme* YOU ARE HEALED!!!!
aStarryCreation: AGAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA TWIG! hahhahahHAHAHAHAH
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
SheSpiraled: I can’t stop laughing
SheSpiraled: *panting*
SheSpiraled: phew. *breathes*
aStarryCreation: hahahahaha my abdomen is CRAMPING from laughing so hard
*** SheSpiraled has received Wicca Inkubus Sukkubus – Wiccan Goddess Chant.mp3.
SheSpiraled: lol see I’m entertaining
aStarryCreation: aaaahahhahahaha oh yes very much so hahahahaha
SheSpiraled: I can’t believe I slapped you with a twig of thyme *shakes head*
SheSpiraled: wtf.. I really have problems.
SheSpiraled: I LOVE the goddess chant, btw
aStarryCreation: ehehehhehehehehehehehehehehehhe a TWIG!
aStarryCreation: and im glad i thought you would hahahahaa
SheSpiraled: hehehehe.. if you post that stuff people are going to think I’m INSANE, lmfao
aStarryCreation: ahhahahahaha you? insane? NEVER!
SheSpiraled: don’t mock me.
SheSpiraled: heheheheheh
aStarryCreation: hahahahhaha ME? MOCK!
SheSpiraled: *slaps you with some basil*
SheSpiraled: HEALED!
aStarryCreation: HAHAHAHHAHAHA man you like whipping with herbages!
SheSpiraled: it’s is MAGICAL WICCAN HERBS! from the aaaaaancient BOS herb-lore!!
SheSpiraled: *slaps you with BASIL* YOU HAVE BEEN BLESSED!
SheSpiraled: I’m so tired I can’t even think of other herbs right now, lmao..
SheSpiraled: *grabs from lemongrass* Do I need to continue?? *evil eye*
aStarryCreation: i can’t BREATHE and im somehow craving pesto
aStarryCreation: ehehehehehehhehehee
SheSpiraled: I wonder why? O:-)
aStarryCreation: hahaha why ever no idea! ehhehehe
SheSpiraled: I’m craving… raspberry.
SheSpiraled: no idea why.
SheSpiraled: lolol
SheSpiraled: *threatens you with fruit now*
aStarryCreation: ahhahahahahahahahahaha i want fruit but dunno if we have any plus with THE HANDS im not in the mood to mess with anything ahhahahahahahaha
SheSpiraled: lol *slaps your hands with BAY* you are HEAAAALLLLLLED
aStarryCreation: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
SheSpiraled: I couldn’t resist LOL
SheSpiraled: I’m gonna be doing that for DAYS now, I swear..
SheSpiraled: just randomly smacking people herbs, saying “YOU ARE HEALED MY CHILD!”
SheSpiraled: then running away quickly
aStarryCreation: HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA can you imagine, it would be on the news “A psychotic young woman is beating down people with a bundle of what seems like… herbs”
SheSpiraled: LMFAO
SheSpiraled: “Police have cornered her behind a local Pagan shop, and she is threatening to “heal” anyone who comes close to her”
aStarryCreation: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAA
SheSpiraled: “back to you Jim”
SheSpiraled: lol
aStarryCreation: and then the newscasters would be sadly shaking their heads like shake shake… what has this world come to
SheSpiraled: “News Flash: the young woman is now demanding bundles of sage, claiming it will purify her victims”
SheSpiraled: LOLOLOLOL
SheSpiraled: ohhhhh classic
aStarryCreation: aaaaaaaaaaaahahahaahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahaha it would be like… hourly updates, breaking into peoples soap operas
SheSpiraled: church membership would double..
SheSpiraled: LMAO housewives would come after me, I’d be slapping them with twigs of thyme..
SheSpiraled: KNOW THE GODDESS!!! *slap slap*
SheSpiraled: hahah, MUST save this convo
aStarryCreation: my side is CRAMPING
SheSpiraled: awwwww SO SORRY! *slaps your side with chives*
aStarryCreation: sahahahahahhahahaha omg hahahahahahahaha i have such a mental image of you just beating me with chives HEALLLL HEALLLLLLL
SheSpiraled: lol “BRING MORE CHIVES!!!”
aStarryCreation: ahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahha and me sobbing… no those are for potatoessss
SheSpiraled: me throwing salt on you PURIFYYYYYYYYY
aStarryCreation: HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH and me IT BURNSSSSS
SheSpiraled: you need more BAY *slap slap* DON’T RESIST THE POWER OF THE HERBBBBBBBBBB
aStarryCreation: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA as i sob hysterically hahahahahhaa
SheSpiraled: my hair’s all wild and frizzy, manical gleam in my eye. BRING ME THE CHILD!!!
aStarryCreation: HAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHA
aStarryCreation: and theres chubs prancing along prance prance sees the herbs, starts half eating them, throwing them, and helping you whip me with them
SheSpiraled: omg, we have to stop I’m HURTING
aStarryCreation: and going DUCK DUCK with each smack
SheSpiraled: AHAHAHAHAHAHA
SheSpiraled: I smack him rosemary, NO! you must say HEAAAAAALLLLLL
SheSpiraled: *slap slap*
aStarryCreation: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA
SheSpiraled: I just snorted, seriously I’m laughing so hard
SheSpiraled: how the HELL did this all start?
aStarryCreation: ahhahahahahahahahah i have NO IDEA

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Barb

Hey coolio since laughter relieves stresss and stress causes exema and herbs help exema too… you ought to be all set! :o)

Actually tar soap is good for that even though I don’t think I can spell it right haha!

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