Yeah, I got this lovely email a few times this afternoon.


Subject: YOU ARE NOT A NUN BUT A COVENANT CHILD!

SARAH,
I AM TOO SURE YOU WILL BECOME A CHRISTIAN ONE DAY BY THE POWER OF THE HOLY GHOST!

WHOSOEVER NAMED YOU SARAH HAS DEDICATED YOU TO THE ALMIGHTY GOD; THE ONLY TRUE AND LIVING GOD.

SARAH MEANS PRINCESS OF GOD – A NAME PRONOUNCED BY GOD HIMSELF OVER THE WIFE OF ABRAHAM.

THE ‘AH’ AT THE END OF SARAH MEANS ‘YAHWEH’.

YOU BELONG TO THE FAMILY OF GOD AND YOU WILL FIND YOUR WAY IN THERE BY THE POWER IN THE BLOOD OF JESUS.

Gee and here my mother just thought “Sarah” was a super duper pretty name… oh and I thought by the fact I have been Pagan for the past oh 11 YEARS kinda means I am not leaning towards a Christian lifestyle anytime soon.

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Malory
posted on October 27th 2005 at 4:16PM CST

HahahahahhHHaaaa… that is hillarious.  Oh, Sarah I love what people do and how they feel the need to tell other people what to do.

Laura
posted on October 27th 2005 at 5:18PM CST

WTF does “Yahweh” mean?

posted on October 28th 2005 at 10:02AM CST

OMG HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Lindsey
posted on October 28th 2005 at 11:28PM CST

I can just hear what that fuck was thinking:
” Yes yes, this is the way to bring the heathens back to our flock, insult them and pretend we’re better than them “

Bah. I despise that “you ought to know what things REALLY mean” tone. How ignorant. I can’t believe you received this email more than once… do you suppose they figured it would get the message through clearer?

Simon
posted on October 29th 2005 at 7:43AM CST

lol, that made me giggle. I hate how some religeions believe its their belief that is right and that everyone elses is wrong and that its their duty to lecture others to “convert” followers to their “good” side…

Jami
posted on October 29th 2005 at 4:32PM CST

Wow, people are ridiculous.

Natasha
posted on October 31st 2005 at 9:49AM CST

Gosh, people can be so dumb sometimes.

posted on October 31st 2005 at 8:32PM CST

I am 100% Christian, always have been and probably always will (never say never). I have friends of every religious background and I have not once tried to push my beliefs on them. Whoever sent you those emails make people think that Christians do nothing but try to convert people. All the Christians I know couldn’t give two shits what religion other people are.

posted on November 5th 2005 at 12:59AM CST

I wonder if its that crazy christian lady from trading spouses

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