I love Psycho Emails!

October 27th 2005 / 1 minute to read

Yeah, I got this lovely email a few times this afternoon.


Subject: YOU ARE NOT A NUN BUT A COVENANT CHILD!

SARAH,
I AM TOO SURE YOU WILL BECOME A CHRISTIAN ONE DAY BY THE POWER OF THE HOLY GHOST!

WHOSOEVER NAMED YOU SARAH HAS DEDICATED YOU TO THE ALMIGHTY GOD; THE ONLY TRUE AND LIVING GOD.

SARAH MEANS PRINCESS OF GOD – A NAME PRONOUNCED BY GOD HIMSELF OVER THE WIFE OF ABRAHAM.

THE ‘AH’ AT THE END OF SARAH MEANS ‘YAHWEH’.

YOU BELONG TO THE FAMILY OF GOD AND YOU WILL FIND YOUR WAY IN THERE BY THE POWER IN THE BLOOD OF JESUS.

Gee and here my mother just thought “Sarah” was a super duper pretty name… oh and I thought by the fact I have been Pagan for the past oh 11 YEARS kinda means I am not leaning towards a Christian lifestyle anytime soon.

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Malory

HahahahahhHHaaaa… that is hillarious.  Oh, Sarah I love what people do and how they feel the need to tell other people what to do.

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Laura

WTF does “Yahweh” mean?

Reply to Laura
Amy

OMG HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Reply to Amy
Lindsey

I can just hear what that fuck was thinking:
” Yes yes, this is the way to bring the heathens back to our flock, insult them and pretend we’re better than them “

Bah. I despise that “you ought to know what things REALLY mean” tone. How ignorant. I can’t believe you received this email more than once… do you suppose they figured it would get the message through clearer?

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Simon

lol, that made me giggle. I hate how some religeions believe its their belief that is right and that everyone elses is wrong and that its their duty to lecture others to “convert” followers to their “good” side…

Reply to Simon
Jami

Wow, people are ridiculous.

Reply to Jami
Natasha

Gosh, people can be so dumb sometimes.

Reply to Natasha

I am 100% Christian, always have been and probably always will (never say never). I have friends of every religious background and I have not once tried to push my beliefs on them. Whoever sent you those emails make people think that Christians do nothing but try to convert people. All the Christians I know couldn’t give two shits what religion other people are.

I wonder if its that crazy christian lady from trading spouses

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