January 16th 2005
To the people in the apartment above us:
Stop screaming to convince your partner that you are having your fake orgasm!
There I am, using the bathroom cause you know sometimes a bladder gets full when I hear…
UHH UHHH UHHHHHHHHHHH like a dying female cow is being bitched smacked. Um. Stop. Really. Stop taking your sex lessons from porn.
LMAO, The joys of living in the lower flat.