To the people in the apartment above us:

Stop screaming to convince your partner that you are having your fake orgasm!

There I am, using the bathroom cause you know sometimes a bladder gets full when I hear…

UHH UHHH UHHHHHHHHHHH like a dying female cow is being bitched smacked. Um. Stop. Really. Stop taking your sex lessons from porn.

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posted on January 16th 2005 at 10:23AM CST

LMAO,  The joys of living in the lower flat.

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