Gina and I… have interesting conversasions.
a scene from Gina’s life (sag = Gina):
FRIEND [sings]: do you belieeeve in love after love!
SAG [horrified]: those are the wrong lyrics! it’s ‘life after love’.
FRIEND: uh, no. plis stfukthx.
Friends check for lyrics on the internet.
FRIEND [smug]: told you so.
SAG [sobbing]: THE INTERNETS LIE HOR, OMG!!!
and Gina’s interpretation of a gemini:
gemini [doe eyed]: I love you so much… uhh, what was your name again?
a scene from my life (libra = ME!):
Scene: lovely restaurant
SEXY WAITER: So our specials tonight are the MOIST grilled chicken or the MELT IN YOUR MOUTH steak
LIBRA: chicken or steak chicken or steak I CAN’T DECIDE
EVERYONE AT TABLE: *sigh and roll eyes*
LIBRA: ok CHICKEN!
EVERYONE AT TABLE: *sigh of relief*
LIBRA: NO NO WHAT IF THE STEAK IS BETTERRRRRRR
Hours go by, restaurant closes.
LIBRA [sobbing hysterically]: WHY CANT I HAVE BOTH
Hence the combo platter was born.
and my interpretation of an aquarius:
AQUARIUS [frolicks in a field and comes upon a psycho with a big knife]: OHHH SHINY wanna be BESTEST FRIENDS EVARRRRRRRRRRRRR
PSYCHO: I’m psycho I have a shiny knife I am going to stabby stab you
AQUARIUS: OMG look I just made us…. FRIENDSHIP BRACELETS
Psycho looks at aquarius…. at knife… at aquarius… stabs self.