Gina and I… have interesting conversasions.

a scene from Gina’s life (sag = Gina):

FRIEND [sings]: do you belieeeve in love after love!
SAG [horrified]: those are the wrong lyrics! it’s ‘life after love’.
FRIEND: uh, no. plis stfukthx.
SAG: pffft.

Friends check for lyrics on the internet.

FRIEND [smug]: told you so.
SAG [sobbing]: THE INTERNETS LIE HOR, OMG!!!

and Gina’s interpretation of a gemini:

gemini [doe eyed]: I love you so much… uhh, what was your name again?

a scene from my life (libra = ME!):

Scene: lovely restaurant

SEXY WAITER: So our specials tonight are the MOIST grilled chicken or the MELT IN YOUR MOUTH steak
LIBRA: chicken or steak chicken or steak I CAN’T DECIDE

EVERYONE AT TABLE: *sigh and roll eyes*
LIBRA: ok CHICKEN!
EVERYONE AT TABLE: *sigh of relief*
LIBRA: NO NO WHAT IF THE STEAK IS BETTERRRRRRR

Hours go by, restaurant closes.

LIBRA [sobbing hysterically]: WHY CANT I HAVE BOTH

Hence the combo platter was born.

and my interpretation of an aquarius:

AQUARIUS [frolicks in a field and comes upon a psycho with a big knife]: OHHH SHINY wanna be BESTEST FRIENDS EVARRRRRRRRRRRRR
PSYCHO: I’m psycho I have a shiny knife I am going to stabby stab you
AQUARIUS: OMG look I just made us…. FRIENDSHIP BRACELETS

Psycho looks at aquarius…. at knife… at aquarius… stabs self.

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Shannon
posted on May 22nd 2005 at 11:12AM CDT

Um. Am i the only one who was lost on the first sentence? I dont understand this entry. lol.

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